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CnCNetGamble: Be an absolutely idiotic corrupt person today! (JOKE)


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Hey people? Do you want the fat stacks? Do you want rare apocalypse tanks? Do you want to do match fixing? Do you want to be more corrupt than Hillary Clinton?

 

If you said yes, Heres a site for you!

 

CnCNetGamble!

 

We have multiple modes of play such as:

 

Spin to lose!

 

Slot Machine!

 

And our personal favorite:

 

Blind luck!

 

If you are a youtuber, we will say to you to sponsor us every second for 15,000$! We will also give you pre-recorded clips of you "winning" 5,000 dollars!

 

Questions!

 

Is this illegal?

No, because we use units as a intermediary that can be traded for money. You can even get rare units like a green and pink apocalypse tank!

 

What is the minimum age?

Its best if you are under 5 years old. As soon as your finish building your tiny bases with your father you can learn to hate yourself. Theres no minimum age for depression.

 

Will CnCNet get sued?

Probably. Because they will "help" us do stuff illegally.

 

THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS NOT SERIOUS. THIS IS A PARODY ON CS:GO GAMBLING SITES.

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