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Regarding 0 wins and 8 losses, everyone starts on 1000 points instead of 0. I get the feeling that's not going to go over well. ;p

Sorry, that's me with the 0 wins/8 losses record and 900 points!!!!!!!! I'm such an important leader to the TS community that the staff have decided to award me 100+ ladder points for every game I play, regardless of whether I win or lose!!!!!!! But I think that under my leadership, the second place on the ladder will be JUST AS PRESTIGIOUS as rank 1 used to always be when I wasn't the king of the community!!!!!!!!!!!!! In fact, maybe the staff can be persuaded to give the main prize of each month to the person who finishes in SECOND rather than first, since I think I can live without the main prize!!!!!!! JUST KNOWING WHAT A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL AND INSPIRATION I am to all of you is enough of a prize for me. ;*D

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*) Sebastian is nicer and more wholesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instead of watching videos about hairy paedophiles, Sebastian watches videos of himself flirting with the trophy girls after winning LAN tournaments in order to motivate himself in life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*P

Hi fake Sebastian, a.k.a. DreamCaseal!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*) I was wondering where you were!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were still playing your Sega Dreamcast in your basement, thinking it was 1999 again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember how the popular kids at school were chasing you home everyday when you let slip how you were the only person in the world to buy a Dreamcast when almost everyone else was a Playstation fanboy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was the only person in the world who had an N64, but I didn't get bullied, because I beat them all up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's because the N64 was TWICE AS POWERFUL as the 32 bit Playstation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's like me against you in a fight!!!!!!!!!!!!! There'd need to be two of you to match my superior powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Really? Judging from some of your posts here, you should feel right at home amongst them But considering you're trying so hard to get my attention, that could be indicative of the fact that you want to immerse yourself in my vast social circles, thus becoming a mindless idiot yourself, since opposites only seem to occasionally attract with women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*O

But Warrington is just full of mindless idiots who I'd never feel satisfied to be around!!!!!!!!! I'll keep my celebrity crush/obsession if you don't mind. ;p Or any big booty women I find on FaceBook, who are willing to reply back to me. ;p

What do you call a GDI soldier who is always accusing his fellow soldiers of being nod spies????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A DISTRUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*D

I couldn't beat Puzzibaer.

I always enjoyed your feud with TRAAAAAAAACE on Champsite. ;d

I wonder if JJs are armed with miniguns????????? After all, their guns look heavy duty compared to standard infantry rifles, and they sound louder!!!!!!!!!!! But then again, they could just sound louder because they're firing in mid air, meaning there's no building walls to block the sound, or anything like that!!!!!!!!!! And with all the heavy duty armour the JJs wear, I'm sure that armour could maybe also feed out millions of minigun rounds on a belt-like thing, maybe!!!!!!!!!!! ;*O

TRZ also only let Benny win the first time in order to build a meaningful feud, so that people would be willing to see them face off at the pay per view event at the end of this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*D Like when Hulk Hogan got eliminated from a Battle Royal by Andre the Giant before they fought at Wrestlemania 3!!!!!!!!! ;*O

YA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Benny only won that one time against Trz because the great khans came out of caves in the other spots of the Terrace, and started attacking Trz's base when he didn't even know they were there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;*( It was a glorified 3v1!!!!!!!!!!! ;*( Trz would beat them all in 1v1s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Ray still play??????????? ;d Farewell!!!!!!!!!! ;*(

There should be weight classes, so that 300lb, 6'8" tall muscleman Trz can't intimidate 90lb flyweight Mechacaseal, or 120lb saturated-flyweight Corpsmaker, and throw them off their game by threatening to beat them up to take them out of the tournament in a dark alley!!!!!!!!!!! ;*(

Is this Benny from fnv???????/!!!!! I'm imagining him playing in a white, checkered suit, and sounding like Chandler from friends as he complains about Mecha getting lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a miracle he won that. BR's control was so good that he almost won, even without his yard and just a bar!!!!!!!!!! I've seen Mecha lose to much worse players than that!!!!!!!!!!

Has Carnage ever said, "TOTAL CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At the start of a game????? ;p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJs0GX2Amik

Although come to think of it, a tier 1 player would probably still be able to beat a tier four player quickly with a 1 ref man rush, so I don't know!!!! Maybe add in another rule where the tier 1 player isn't aallowed to attack for 10 minutes, as well as being limited to the barracks and 1 ref???????

Actually, I think the tier 1 player should be allowed to have one refinery for that 10 minute period, also!!!!!

You know Wuss is a true Canadian when he arranges it in a best out of a 7 playoff series format. ;*P Wouldn't it be great, nail-biting stuff if one player was down three games, but came back to win the last four???????? ;d As for the tier format, I think a great way of giving tier 4 players a chance against tier 1 players would be to have an observer watch them game, and set a rule so that the tier 1 player is only allowed to build a power plant and a barracks for the first 10 minutes while the tier 4 can build all he wants!!!!!!!! That way the tier 4 should have a good amount of defence and economy, and the tier 1 shouldn't be too far behind. ;d

I'M SORRY THAT YOU SEEM TO BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BELONGS TO ME!!!!!! THAT TS WIN IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;P

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, OUR HERO, MECHA IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D I remember when Mecha was one of the strongest fighters on TS with his mapper, and then when I beat him on Axel's map when he was mapping, I won the mapper off him, BUT I THREW IT DOWN BECAUSE THE ADRENALINE WAS HYPING ME UP OUT OF CONTROL, BRAH!!!!!!!!!! Imagine if I'd kept the trainer after winning it off Mecha. I would've been as powerful as the Red Power Ranger when he had both the red ranger powers, and also Tommy's green ranger powers. ;d

War. War never changes. That's why MechaCaseal has been losing games on TS all the time, from 1999 until now. THE END.

Oh don't worry. I'm always on the lookout for porn. You don't have to worry about my vigilance in these rcy matters.

What's with the bruise on your toe